What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?
this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors
That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck
And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.
Ash: woah what is this Pokemon
Mew: mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew Mew mew
Ash: god damn I better use my pokedex
oh my fuckin god i just realized this thing about the kids’ lands
so john is all chipper and bright, but he has a land of darkness
rose is all pensive and dark, but she has a land of light
jade thinks of herself as warm and friendly and has a land of snow
dave thinks hes cool and has a land filled with lava HOW DID I NOT GET THIS BEFORE

“A member of the Scottish National Antarctic Expedition plays the bagpipe for an indifferent penguin, 1904.”




